Everything you ever wanted to know about Mama Witch!

My Whole Life Your arrival... Whats your Dads name? RichardWhats your Moms name? JoyceWhat is your name? JenniferWhere were you born? Columbia Hospital for WomenWhat location? Washington, DCAt what time? 9:18pmWhat was the date? Tuesday, 4/21/1981What were your measurements? 7 pounds, 10 oz, 21 inchesAny complications? Nope - I was "eerily quiet"Do you have any siblings? Half brother Josh and Half sister CatherineIf so, name and age... See aboveWhere did you live? Annandale, Va, Lovettsville, VA, B-LO, NY, Leesburg, VA, Hamburg NY, B-Lo, NY (over my entire life...)What location? See aboveWhat was your first word? BallWhat was your favorite toy? My walkerDid you eye color change as you grew older? Nope - always blueThe Day-Care Days... Where did you go to daycare at? No day care, nursery school at the Lovettsville (VA) Community Center when I was 3Who were your first friends? Michael, Paul, Sarah, LoriDid you ever get yelled at? YepWhat was your favorite kiddie food? Mac-n-CheeseWere you a mommys or daddys kid? Mom'sElementary school... Blasdell Elementary (B-Lo, NY)Who were your first best friends? Erin, Kate, JonWhat did you excell in? Reading and English, as alwaysWhat did you plain out suck in doing? MATH - still do! And art class...Were you the teachers pet? In elementary and middle schoolAny specific memories of those early days? A fewDid you have a favorite lunch? PIZZA day!Whole or chocolate milk? ChocolateWho ended up continually being your best friend? None of them...sad ;(Did you eventually excell in different subjects? Not reallyDid you still suck at those earlier mentioned subjects? STILL DO!Did you take art projects home for you Mom? AlwaysEver have a secret admirer on Valentines Day? No...WAAAAHHHHWhat did you usually do during recess? Swings!Did you ever fail, or be held back a year? Nope - I was in the gifted prog. in first grade!Ever have a kiddie boy/girl friend? Sure - ScottDid you play truth or dare? Middle SchoolDid you ever play spin the bottle? In Middle SchoolWho was your 1st kiss? BrianWhat was your nickname? JennyDid you have enemies? YepHere comes high school... Where did you attend high school? Frontier Highschool....Who were your continual best friends? Jenn, Bill, Brooke, more..Did you have a new favorite lunch? TACO Pizza - me and Jenn F.What teacher did you hate? Mr. Witt - DICKHEAD!What teacher was pretty cool? It's so sad - he is no a convicted pedophileEver cry yourself out of trouble? Yep - swimming in gym classWere you ever picked on? SureDid you buy or bring your lunch? Buy mostlyDid you have any restaurants in your cafeteria? I wish....Was ever a parent-teacher meeting assigned? NopeDid you fail any classes? Math and BioDid you ever get detention? For what? Reg. Detention and Extended - smoking mostlyDid you ever have in school suspension? For what? NopeDid you ever have out of school suspension? For what? NopeDid you ever get expelled? What the heck for? NopeDid you graduate from high school? Or currently attending? Class of 1999Who were your best friends throughout? Already answeredWhat high school stereotype were you? "Freak"Have you ever been arrested? For what? NoHave you ever had a ride in an ambulance? With my daughterDid you take swimming classes? Nope...se aboveWho was your first girl/boy friend? In highschool, Gary - lost my virginity to him frshmen yr.When did you lose your viriginity? Freshmen yr. - age 14When did you first have sex? Gary's house, I was 14 he was 16 - not much to tell...Did you ever go to dances, formals, proms? Proms - they sucked!Who was part of your crew? All my "freaks"!Any field trips in HS? An old folks home, an art gallery, donwtown Bflo., a hospital....Did you sleep a lot during class? Math, yesHow often did you go to the nurse? Not alot - bitch!Ever get caught cheating? Nope ;)Ever destroy any of school property? Probably...Do you smoke? I did then - Marb MentholDo you get high? A few timesEver get drunk? A few timesWhat was your first drink of alcohol? Fuzzy navel at a friend's sister's weddingGraduate! Whats happening! Ever participate in a bonfire? NoGo to parties? YesGo to clubs? NoWho are you most keeping in touch with after your graduation? Bill and JennPlan on going to college/institute of sort? Maybe one dayCan you drive? Yes - since 1998Any things against you-- DUI, etc.? NopeEver get in a car accident? NopeDo you have any mental illnesses? OCD and GADDo you have any physical disabilities? Being fatDo you still live at home? Nope - not since '00Are you an introvert? NoOr, are you an extrovert? Yep!Have you ever been thrown out of your parents house? Yes - when i was pg. w/Ashley!Ever get caught doing drugs by a parent/relative? NoEver get caught having sex by anyone? Almost by mom....Do you have any pets? NoCan you play an instrument? Used to play clarinet and guitarDo you have any other talents? Angel Card readings...Who are your current best friends? Jim, Bill, Denise, JennWhere do you typically go on vacation? Nowhere in awhileWhere do you want to live? VAAny foreign traveling? I'd love to see the OrientWhat ethnicity are you? Jew and PolishDo you fit into any stereotype? I don't think soWhat section of stores do you most shop in? Thrift storesHave you ever delt drugs? NO!Ever sold anything you really loved just because you were broke? NoWhat is your most prized possesion? Pictures...and my amuletDo you have a favorite relative? Who? My mother in law - she is amazingly courageaous!Has their been any recent deaths in your family? No - knock on woodDo you work? 24/7 at home...I am the CEO!If so, what is your position & where? See aboveDid you ever get fired? From where? NopeDid you ever quit? From where? Nope - I left jobs but always gave noticeDo you lie on applications? Fudge a bit...When was your last doctors appointment? A few weeks agoWhat for? Med. checkAny in the future? YepDo you live in a house, apartment, dorm, mobile home? Apt. Bldg.Your perfect mate... I am married toAre you straight, bisexual, or gay? StraightAre you bicurious? No reason to be...been there...Do you have a current lover? HusbandWhats their name? JimAre you really in love? REALLY!Is it just for the sex? No - HAAre you promiscuous? NODo you have any kids? 1Who was the last person you broke up with? Joe - in 1999Does your family approve of your current (or previous) ...lovers? Current only!Where do you go grocery shopping? Save A LotWhere do you go clothes shopping? Thrift StoresWhere else do you like to shop? Borders Books, Strange BrewWhat beer is your favorite? LabbattWhat wine is your favorite? RedWhat about champagne? NoneDo you have a favorite liquor? TequilaDo you have a favorite mixed drink? White russianHow much are you willing to pay for a descent, in-style T-shirt? I wouldn'tHow much are you willing to pay for a descent pair of jeans? I wouldn'tWhat about descent pair of sneakers? $20-$30Do you consider yourself broke? YepDo you still play board games? I love toDo you still play video games? PSP and Game BoyHave you ever... Been drunk in public? YesBeen stoned in public? YesParticipated in an orgy? NoParticipated in a threesome? AlmostStole something? YesKilled anything? BugsInjured someone? Not on purpose!Really hurt someones feelings? Not on purpose...Been on the news? No :(Been a piracy warrior? NoBeen in a band? NoBeen a mentor or tutor? NoBroken any bones? Sprained an ankleBeen hospitalized? When i gave birthHad surgery? No - knock on woodLaughed at someone who was different, etc.? NEVER!Ever been identified as a racist? NO!!!!!Ate something and immediately puked in back up? Nope - not immediatelyHad hangovers? Oh yeahWet yourself? Not in a long timeHad a crush? SureBeen boy crazy? YepLived through suicidal attempts? NoLost any bestfriends? YesGotten in trouble with the police? Once...long story - no arrestsBeen to a Grateful Dead concert? No :(Almost died? We have all died many timesOverdosed on anything? NopeBeen spooked out of a house? No!Tell us your favorite... Meal? BreakfastSnack? ChipsFast food? BKForm of alcohol? BeerFavorite soft drink? PepsiPizza topping? OnionForeign food? Chinese - Lo MeinIce cream flavor? NoneColor? Green, blue, silver, blackVehicle of all time? VW BusSong? The Cure - Love SongArtisit? Enya and EvanescenseMusician? See aboveBand/Singer? See aboveInstrument? Guitar, flute, drumsStyle house? FarmhouseDrug? XanaxBook? MANY - 1984 and On the BEACH....Magazine? Circle Network newsSection of Newspaper? EntertainmentTeacher? Can't say....Mentor? ManyActor? Denzel WashingtonActress? Michelle RodriquezComedian? Ralphie MayComedienne? Mo'NiqueRelative? MIL and husbandAnimal? ElephantsPet? Cat (altho I do love dogs...)State? NY and VACountry? JapanTown/City? Leesburg, VALogo? NoneCommercial? "We are The Champions" Viagra commercialTV show? SVU and Rob & BigLate-night show? InfomercialsTalk-show? None! An occasional Dr. Phil...Reruns? Married w/Children and Golden GirlsSeason? FallDay of the week? Thur.Time of the day? NightPasstime? Reading, writing, meditation, Yoga, emailingSport? NoneTeam? NonePlayer? David BeckhamForm of transportation? CarSubject? SpiritualityControversial issue? Constitutional rightsPresident? Bill ClintonCelebrity? I like ANgelina Jolie's altruistic apiritCD/Album? Big Ones by AerosmithHmm... Democrat or Republican? Ind.Pro-Choice or Pro-Life? ChoiceFor or against Same-Sex marriage? FOR!What do you think about the transgender community? A-OK!What about tattoos? FineWhat about piercings? FineDo you own a car? Yes, a HyundaiDo you have your own place? RentDo you have any kids, if so- what are their names? AshleyWhat would you like to physically change about yourself? NothingDo you hate any of your family/relatives? NoWho do you most missed that died? Neil - Michelle's little boy....Would you ever change your name? To what? Zipporah, the name I was supposed to haveDo you have any funny, memorable stories? PLENTY!Do you have any awful, unforgetable stories? Sure doYour current looks... Goth-sort ofHair color? BlackHair length? ShortHair style? MessyEye color? BlueGlasses or contacts? Reading glassesPale, Fair, Tan? FairWhat kinda build do you have? More to love!How tall are you? 5'3About how much do you weigh? I'll never tell....Are you beefy or lanky? Beefy!Do you have any piercings? Nose and earsWhat about tattoos? Not yetWhat is your dressing style? Me...Who do you have a current thing for? My husband, alwaysDo big feet really mean anything? NopeDo you like Cherries? YesWhat do you usually do when adults arent around? I am one....I'm always meWho do you wish you could erase as being a past friend? NoWould you ever kill someone to save Your mom? YesHave you ever been a victim of any sort of abuse? YesHave you any addictions? YesDo you wish you were single? NoWill you ever get married? Am, since '00Do you want a transgender, neo-hippie friend? SureWhat was the grossest thing that ever happened to you? I got crabs from a sex partner in 9th grade!What was, honestly, the sickest thing you have ever seen online? MANY things...What do you wish you could take back from playing truth/dare & spin bottle? NothingWould you ever make-out with someone of the same sex? YesWould you ever go on Fear Factor? NO!Do you have a fetish of any sort? NopeDo you have a sex toy or accessory of any sort? NopeWhere do you shop online most often? eBay Sorry it's a bit tough to read - it's from my Myspace page.....But - there you have it, all me! Myspace Graphics