10 Thoughts to Ponder for 2008!

>Subject: Ten Thoughts to Ponder for >>>>Number 10 Life is sexually transmitted.>>Number 9 Good health is merely the slowest possible rate at which one >can die.>>Number 8 Men have two emotions: Hungry and Horny. If you see him >without an erection, make him a sandwich.>>Number 7 Give a person a fish and you feed them for a day, teach a >person to use the internet and they won't bother you for weeks.>>Number 6 Some people are like a Slinky... Not really good for >anything, but you still can't help but smile when you shove them down the >stairs.>>Number 5 Health nuts are going to feel stupid someday, lying in >hospitals dying of nothing.>>Number 4 All of us could take a lesson from the weather. It pays no >attention to Criticism.>>Number 3 Why does a slight tax increase cost you $200.00 and a >substantial tax cut saves you $30.00?>>>Number 2 In the 60's, people took acid to make the world weird. Now >the world is Weird and people take Prozac to make it normal.>>>Number 1 Thought For 2008 : We know exactly where one cow with >Mad-cow-disease is located among millions and millions of cows in America >but we haven't got a clue as to where millions of illegal immigrants and >terrorists are located. Maybe we should put the Department of Agriculture >in charge of Immigration?>>" Life is like a jar of Jalapeno peppers. What you do today, might Burn >Your Ass Tomorrow" Myspace Graphics