An Interview With WEE WITCH! This is a real rip!

OK, Wee Witch is sitting next to me... Mama - Hello, honey, will you answer questions for me? Wee - (after some protest) OK, what questions? Mama - What religion are you? Wee - A Witch Mama - What does that mean? Wee - Some are good and some are bad but we are good ones Mama Witch - What is Church? Wee - A house of seats and microphones (previous answers: caves, where dogs live, castles) Mama - Who is Buddah? Wee - A statue Mama - Was he ever real? Wee - Yes but he was killed into a statue Mama- Who is Jesus? Wee - He is nice to everyone Mama - How old are you? Wee - 7 Mama - Do you think everybody should be nice to each other? Wee - You should be nice but you can punch people sometimes Mama - Where do babies come from? Wee - Mama's bellies Mama - How do they get in the belly? Wee - Mom's put them in there Mama - What do you do if someone is mean to you? Wee - Walk away and say I on't want to talk to you but, cut them in line at lunch so you get your food first Mama - Thanks for your time Wee - FINALLY! Mama - Homework soon... Wee - C'mon Mom (stalks off...) Kids are amazing little gifts of the Goddess :)