School Pizza vs. Wee Witche's Belly

Docket#00000000 Plaintiff: Wee Witch Sullivan's adorable little tummy Defendant: Blasdell Elementary Pizza My poor little wee witch! As old as time, kids have looked for to 2 things about school more than anything else: putting boogers on their classmates chair and pizza day at the cafeteria. For our little Witch, one tradition must come to an end :( For the third time this school year, Wee Witch is home with an upset stomach from a lunch of school pizza. I don't get it - This is a child who would live on chocolate milk and ice cream sundaes, a child who can rummage through thrift store baskets that predate the birth of Mama and Papa Witch, eat coins (lest we forget her recent surgery...) and be a-ok.... give the child one slice of school pizza and we are done for! Go figure. So, I guess it's a day of rice, cheerios, and Gatorade here in the Sullivan home. Poor kid!