Tuesday, October 23, 2007

Dumbledore is GAY and other things for Christians to Bitch About!

(the movie-annoucer guy's voice begins here...) First, it was Tinky - Winky, then Burt and Ernie, and now......it's Dumbledore! Yes, he now joins the elite association of "gay lifestyle icons geared towards promoting a perverse lifestyle to your impressionable children"...(movie-announcer guy's voice ends now, thanks movie guy! Your check's in the mail...) Mama and Papa Witch are so sick and damned tired of these high and mighty, Bible thumping, Bible mis-quoting, Bible distorting, stick shoved so far up their ass that they have no choice but to kneel JERK OFFS taking childhood fun and fantasy and imagination and making it political! Do these people really believe that Jesus, whom was a very well versed, intelligent, kind scholar himself, would have cared more that 1 - children were reading and liking it and having FUN with it or that 2- what they were reading and enjoying had words like "magic" and "potions" in it ????? AND...who says that any of this HAS TO BE "witchcraft"? Didn't you have a magic set toy as a child? Didn't your magic set come with a WAND, and POTIONS, and MAGICAL WORDS??? Did that make YOU a practicing witch? And...shouldn't we save politicking for issues like...oh, let me think...the war in Iraq, the healthcare crisis in America, etc...Yeah, I think so. Witchcraft, or as it is called who are those more intelligent - Wicca - is a beautiful, Earth based religion predating Jesus Christ which celebrates the cycles and ebb-and-flow of nature. There is a respect for the almighty powers that Mother creates - their is no EVIL forces or EVIL demons conjured up to go forth with the intent purpose of death and destruction (if you'd like to see a great movie about little "demons" created for death and destruction, I reccomend renting Lilo and Stitch) - that is nothing but nonsense drummed by the Roman Emporer Constantine in an effort to irradicate the female essence and any Pagan refference from ROMAN Catholicism (THE religion) in the 12th century. But enough about that, pick up a Scott Cunnigham book and you can learn all of the simple basics of Wicca. Or Sylvia Browne's The Mystical Life of Jesus Christ.... What disturbs me more is the hatred geared towards the homosexual lifestyle and CERTAINLY when it is correlated to "witches" and pedophilia - one of the most PERVERSE crimes in existence. I watched a "Christian" speaker yesterday admantly condemn Harry Potter, anything promoting homosexuality and such other pervesions as pedophilia....WHAT?!?!?!?!? Where is the link? Let me save you some time - THERE IS NONE!!!! As the sister in law to someone living a homosexual lifestyle, as a dear friend to several people living a homosexual fifestyle let me be the first to tell you - there is no distinction between their lifestyle and mine other than the fact they chose same gender sexual partners and I do not - and that is no one's business anyway! So how dare these "high moral" people imply that there is anything perverse, unusual or disgusting about a lifestyle different than their own. Maybe if they go and crap that stick out of their ass they'll feel better and be kinder *sigh* one can hope any way. As for me, I will still allow Wee Witch to watch her Harry Potter movies, read the books when she can, buy the coloring books,, posters and figurines to play with.....Tinky Winky happened to be her favorite Teletubby and she still has her Bert doll from she was a baby and I have no intention of changing anything. I am going to call one of my gay friends and tell him I love him and I am going to hug my brother in law extra tight next time I see him so....biased Christians and haters alike...put that in your Bible toting pipe and smoke it! Invest your energies and efforts into catching the REAL deamons...pedophiles, rapists, murderers and those who spread the Word of HATE! Peace Out!

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